SURPRISE!!!

My SUGAR tits turning 10 meant one thing – time to throw a SURPRISE Real Housewives themed party for my baby gurl. MY BOO had no idea what hit her & was completely shocked when the Giudices walked her down the red carpet & into the arms of Erika Jayne (yours truly) & her SUPA DUPA FLY hoochies from Bev Hills, Hotlanta and NY. Andy Cohen, Mini Manservants, shot ski & Aviva’s “leg” were all in tow. Turtle time turnt up times 10. Pat the puss.